Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-07-14 16:47:00

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Today I had my photoshoot, and they sent me off with a mock-cover suggesting what it might look like. If you're interested, it's here, and it'll be the August 2010 issue, so go pick it up. I might even give you a free autograph. And yes, it's full nude. Exciting, I know. This might be the revitalization of my model career. I really missed the attention.

And with photos in mind, last night I went through some old photographs from my childhood, and being as kind as I am I decided to share four of my favorites.

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kiss_and_sell
2010-07-14 07:02 pm UTC (link)

Because I doubted my cuteness for a brief moment in time. Did you look at the cover, too? I've never been on a legit magazine cover, except for a tabloid. I think I want to do modeling... celebrities always do that when their careers flop. I might be able to get some good endorsements, and free cologne or something.

He liked to go hunting, that's why we have so many animal skins around the mansion. He shot an elephant once he said, but he sold it. Sounds like him. The money is greater than the trophy.

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	vitiated 2010-07-14 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, your expression's too gentle. Are you trying to appeal to housewives or horny men? Aren't hunting those animals illegal? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	Both? Do you think it's not enough? I was thinking the pure angel sort of thing. For men that's attractive because they want to break it, and for women it's attractive because they don't want to be broken. Probably. Not like they can arrest him for it now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	You're on the cover of playgirl not Good Housekeeping. You should've gone for seductive. Only twinks can pull off the innocent act anyway. No. I bet it'd be exciting hunting something that could eat you. Maybe not an elephant but a tiger. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	It's seductive in it's own way. Other people think so. And I still look like a twink, so shut up. It's for women and gay men, they want me to look innocent. Right? I love animals that are ferocious like that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	You do not look like a twink. It's only fun if the animal can kill you back. Why people hunt deer is beyond me. What a waste. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	I do so. I look at least 10 years younger than I really am. Don't bullshit. You know kangaroos can seriously maul you? I saw it on TV. Pretty lame way to get attacked. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Only if I look five years younger than I really am. Kangaroos? ... That sounds stupid. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	Sometimes. Not with the makeup and fishnet on. It is pretty stupid. They made fun of the kid, too. I probably would as well. Who gets attacked by a kangaroo? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	I look hot in makeup and fishnet, you mean. People in Australia, I guess? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	It makes you look older. People don't wear makeup to appear younger. They're in zoos, too. Maybe I should get a tiger and a kangaroo and see which one beats the other. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	That's true. But you wear make-up sometimes, too. You don't want to look older. A tiger, duh. Kangaroos don't even have claws. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	I use concealer to look younger. But they kick, right? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	I thought only girls used that. The tiger would just eat its foot off. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe you should start, all that squinting you do in the sun will give you crow's feet and wrinkles. I kind of want to see that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	I don't squint. Not a tiger vs. kangaroo, but it gives you an idea. I think we should make your puppy go one-on-one with it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	Yes you do. They're bigger than I thought... I have a puppy? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	You're just racist. Your husband. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	You're right. I hate Japanese people. He's more like a St Bernard than a puppy. And I want him to fight a bear. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	A bear? ... Okay, I'm game. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	You have to give me time to make him stop shaving. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	And then roll him in honey to entice the bear even more? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	... Mm. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-07-14 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	The bear, not you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-07-14 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Can't it entice both? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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