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YAMANAKA INO ❝山中いの❞ ([info]verdure) wrote,
@ 2009-08-16 16:38:00


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Current mood: frustrated

→one.
So.

I think I burned down my apartment.









No, okay, I didn't burn it down, but the kitchen and bathroom are pretty much annihilated and part of the living room is scorched and I swear to god it wasn't my fault, except my landlord is blaming it on me leaving the oven on.

Like. I have an oven?

So anyway, he kicked me out for a few months while they fix everything up. Which totally sucks, let me tell you, because Shikamaru's place is even tinier than mine and his bathroom is like, microscopic or something, so I pretty much have to blow dry my hair in the bathtub. Which is so not safe and really, why didn't the building inspectors catch such gross negligence? This is unconscionable.

And now I can't find my flat iron.



...Ohhh.

See, I knew it wasn't the oven.



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[info]impellere
2009-08-17 05:36 am UTC (link)
That your flat iron out of a million others was defective.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 05:41 am UTC (link)
You know, I could really do without your sass right now, Naruface. I mean, here I am, destitute, and you're mocking me. That's like mocking a handicapped person or something.

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[info]impellere
2009-08-17 05:53 am UTC (link)
Like? You said it. Not me-

You know. You're right. You're getting tute all over the place and what am I doing about it? Nothing.

What can I help you with, Ya-mama?

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 06:00 am UTC (link)
Could you smack around Shikamaru a bit for me? He's being seriously unreasonable.

Also, don't ever call me that again.

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[info]impellere
2009-08-17 06:06 am UTC (link)
I smack him around enough on my own time. You got anything worth the effort?

Like ignoring my broken heart.

Yamama.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 06:14 am UTC (link)
He won't let me sleep with him.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 06:15 am UTC (link)
So... you have a heart? I CAN'T TELL BECAUSE YOU KEEP CALLING ME YAMAMA.

Seriously, I have a name.

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1/2 LOOK A WARNING. ENJOY IT- NVM I HATE YOU
[info]impellere
2009-08-17 06:16 am UTC (link)

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[info]impellere
2009-08-17 06:17 am UTC (link)
...


And you are?

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 06:20 am UTC (link)
INO.

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[info]impellere
2009-08-17 06:25 am UTC (link)
Naruto.

There. We meet. Greet. Move on to bigger and better things.

How 'bout I smack around that pesky iron? Would you like that? It would put up more of a fight than Nara.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 06:33 am UTC (link)
If that's some subtle hint to get me to stop calling you things like Narutard, it's not very subtle.

Fiiiiiine, gooooood.

Do I want to know what pesky iron you're talking about?

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[info]impellere
2009-08-17 06:36 am UTC (link)
The flat one you use to do that perm no one knows you have.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 06:39 am UTC (link)
Oh, well, in that case.

Feel free to smack it, but let me turn it on first.

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[info]impellere
2009-08-17 06:42 am UTC (link)
I wouldn't put it past you to like it twice in one day.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 06:46 am UTC (link)
It's been known to happen.

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[info]impellere
2009-08-17 07:01 am UTC (link)
Yeah, like natural disasters. Not electric fires.

Or good dye jobs, amirite?

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 07:05 am UTC (link)
If that's another jab at my hair, I swear it's totally natural.

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[info]impellere
2009-08-17 07:13 am UTC (link)
As natural as the black walls of your char-grilled kitchen.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 07:31 am UTC (link)
As natural as yours?

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[info]impellere
2009-08-17 06:25 pm UTC (link)
Hey, if y'weren't too busy trying to lay it down with the Nara I might offer some one-on-one time for you to tour my drapery.

But for now you're just gonna have to dream about it.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 07:06 pm UTC (link)
One, Shikamaru wouldn't know how to get laid if it came up and gave him a lap dance.

Two, I'll dream about it in your dreams.

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[info]impellere
2009-08-17 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Trippy. We must have entered the Twilight Zone when you burned down your bathroom.

For the record can we just leave his virginity in his pants where it belongs and will always be?

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WHY AM I NOT GETTING NOTIFS
[info]verdure
2009-08-18 12:37 am UTC (link)
I didn't burn it down. It's still there--it's just. A little charred.

You know, as his friend, don't you have some sort of male duty to find a half-drunk girl to pop his cherry?

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IT HATES YOU. <3
[info]impellere
2009-08-18 03:37 am UTC (link)
And deal with the guilt the day after? Sorry, Ino.

But I'd feel too bad for the girl.

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oh my god WHYYYYY 8( - [info]verdure, 2009-08-18 06:30 am UTC
IDK BUT IT'S DOING IT TO ME TOO - [info]impellere, 2009-08-18 07:46 pm UTC
/CLINGS TO IN MISERY - [info]verdure, 2009-08-18 08:07 pm UTC
/... TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE VULNERABLE STATE <3 - [info]impellere, 2009-08-18 08:13 pm UTC
I~YAAAAN - [info]verdure, 2009-08-18 08:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-18 08:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-18 08:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]verdure, 2009-08-18 08:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]verdure, 2009-08-18 08:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-18 08:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-18 08:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]verdure, 2009-08-18 08:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-18 08:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]verdure, 2009-08-18 09:02 pm UTC
1/idek don't ask - [info]impellere, 2009-08-18 09:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-18 09:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-18 09:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-18 09:09 pm UTC
I HOPE THAT MEANS YOU'RE DONE - [info]verdure, 2009-08-18 09:19 pm UTC
IT DID DW - [info]impellere, 2009-08-18 09:26 pm UTC
OH GOOD - [info]verdure, 2009-08-18 09:35 pm UTC
... you did that on purpose ;A; - [info]impellere, 2009-08-18 09:36 pm UTC
yes. i did. :] - [info]verdure, 2009-08-18 09:40 pm UTC
:| this is war. - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 01:28 am UTC
bring it, foxface. - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 01:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 05:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 05:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 05:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 05:48 am UTC
SCREAM - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 05:51 am UTC
YOU THINK YOU GET AWAY WITH 'FOXFACE'? ON MY TURF? :| - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 05:54 am UTC
THIS IS MY TURF :| - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 05:59 am UTC
... /SHOVE - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 06:04 am UTC
/PUNCHES - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 06:09 am UTC
/DODGES LOL - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 06:21 am UTC
/TACKLES - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 06:23 am UTC
/CATCHES AH HAH - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 06:33 am UTC
YOU'RE SO UNCOOPERATIVE :[ - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 06:38 am UTC
MAKE ME. :D - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 06:43 am UTC
/BACKHANDS - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 06:45 am UTC
/ROUNDHOUSE ... free good PFFFF - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 06:50 am UTC
WHO ARE YOU, CHUCK NORRIS? or dyslexic - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 06:56 am UTC
BOTH. :D and my kick is awesome enough to know my sensei on his ass, so... <3 - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 07:16 am UTC
YOU KNOW YOUR SENSEI ON HIS ASS? how scandalous. - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 07:21 am UTC
........................................ I KNOW'D HIM REAL HARD, YEAH. ;______; - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 07:23 am UTC
8) - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 07:26 am UTC
;A; /CROTCH PUNT - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 07:35 am UTC
STAY AWAY FROM MY CROTCH - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 07:51 am UTC
WHY - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 07:54 am UTC
BECAUSE IT'S MINE - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:02 am UTC
IDC - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:04 am UTC
IS THIS THREAD OVER YET - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:12 am UTC
I THINK IT IS... WHY DIDN'T THIS DIE THEY USUALLY DIE SOONER - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:26 am UTC
IDEK SHE JUST COULDN'T LET HIM GET THE LAST WORD :| - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:28 am UTC
YEAH BUT THE LAST ACTION WAS A MOCKING ONE. - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:32 am UTC
SHE STILL GOT THE LAST WORD. - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:38 am UTC
SHUT UP. :( DID... DID WE LIKE MAKE THEM BOND AND BUILD A CONSPIRACY THEORY ALL IN A DAY? ... WHAT. - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:42 am UTC
HAHAHAjfkdljLJAjda IDK I THINK WE DID... - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:44 am UTC
... WE DID SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL TODAY. THIS WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY. - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:47 am UTC
YES. LONGEST AND MOST INCOHERENT THREAD. EVER. - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:48 am UTC
THESE TWO CAN NEVER SPEAK AGAIN. WHICH REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING... - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:50 am UTC
DIBS ON SECOND POST - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:51 am UTC
HOWEVER WILL THEY GET THROUGH A RAMENDATE - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:57 am UTC
OKAY GOOD NIGHT - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:57 am UTC
ICHI'S HAS A WORKING BAR, BB. WE GOOD. - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:59 am UTC
NIIIIGHT <3 - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:59 am UTC

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