Mikaela "Mickey" Rayner (greengenes) wrote in dc_nextgen,
@ 2010-12-12 20:44:00

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It's every superheroine's duty.... (Rate The Hunk)
Mickey had roped off the living room in the JSA Brownstone for the afternoon. She had spent the entire morning getting the food ready and setting up. She had sent out invites to the JLA, Titans (both East and West Coast), Shadowpact, Outsiders, Birds of Prey, and of course, the JSA girls. She had also invited Cindy in case she wanted to come, and Angie, as she was basically a JSA brat herself. Mikey had built her a projection bot, and security bot that would alert her if any of the boys thought to try and see what the girls were up to.

Mickey finished setting up the projector. She had pictures of all the guys from the various teams that she had managed to get to her hands on. She made sure that there would be enough food and drinks for everyone, and waited for people to start arriving.

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greengenes
2010-12-13 07:44 pm UTC (link)

Once everyone had introduced themselves, Mickey got down to business.

"Okay people, the rules are pretty simple. Pictures of the guys will come up on screen. We rate them on a scale of one to ten. Teasing and ribbing is allowed, but let's not get too vicious here, ladies. And while yes, some of the boys might have significant others that are in this room, just because somebody rates them high doesn't mean that they're going to go out and go all Swimfan on them after this is done. This is all in the spirit of fun.

I'll now explain the ratings:

One- Complete caveman, and I'm not talking the sexy, Conan type. Think covered in hair, dragging his club along the ground, scratching his butt and not caring if anyone notices him. You wouldn't even hold hands with this guy, much less date him.

Two- A step up from Mr. Ugga-ugga Caveman, but not by much. Really maybe only slightly less covered in hair and not dragging his club along the floor.

Three- You notice him, but you aren't going to ask for his phone number or anything.

Four- You might consider asking for a phone number for a split-second, but that's about it.

Five- Your basic Average Joe package here. You wouldn't go out of your way to make sure that the girl eyeballing him across the way doesn't get to him first, but you might think about it for a minute.

Six- You look, but that's just about it. No clawing out any eyeballs over him or anything.

Seven- You're definitely looking a little bit more. Here's where you go to get that phone number, and seriously consider actually calling him back.

Eight- You definitely wouldn't mind getting very cozy with him, and wouldn't be any rush to send him away the next day, either.

Nine- Pretty damn hot here. You would not mind being carried off over his shoulder at all and being his Princess for the night. Or the next couple of nights after that, maybe.

Ten- We are talking about the Hottest of the Hot here. You would leap over huddles to get to him, and definitely ask for more than a phone number. You would also highly considering chaining him to the bed to make sure he doesn't escape.

Decimals are allowed, but let's not get too crazy, here. Try and keep it strictly in the point-five area, if you do decided to use them. "

She paused, letting people absorb everything she just said.

"Any questions?"

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	bobblehead 2010-12-13 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	"Oh, ok. Only one to ten... I was worried Dinah might get to use some of that new math stuff and I totally wouldn't follow. I can do this." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-12-13 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	"Yes. Are you actually green, or do I need to adjust the color on my TV set?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gal_gardner 2010-12-13 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	"Do you have phone numbers ready for distribution?" Petra cackles. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greengenes 2010-12-13 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	Mickey laughed. "I believe we already proved that I am actually green from when you and Riley did all of those experiments to see if I was a human mood ring." "And that would be a duh, Petra." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	too_sexy 2010-12-13 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	"'Kay," Sally says, hunched over in Grandma Flores's overcoat as usual. "I'm, um, not bothering anybody, am I?" She's getting better at reining in her effects, but still not very. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	allednis_arataz 2010-12-13 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	"Not at all Sally," Sindella smiled at her. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	too_sexy 2010-12-13 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	"Whew. Good. Thanks." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2010-12-13 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	"Why would you be bothering anyone? And your hair is awesome, by the way." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	too_sexy 2010-12-13 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	"Thanks! And I've just got a...personal problem that gets in the air sometimes. Glad it's not causing any trouble." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2010-12-13 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	"Oh, yeah. Cindy gets that sometimes, food allergies, I think." (Reply to this)(Parent)

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