ng_mojoverse (ng_mojoverse) wrote in marvel_nextgen,
@ 2013-02-22 15:39:00

Entry tags:

casey flynn, dmitri rasputin, flynn wisdom, jenny leigh, joe marko, npc - mojo, quinn braddock, satin mccay, tamara blaire

British Invasion
"Whaaaaat!? What do you mean viewership is down!?" Mojo screamed at the ever-stoic Major Domo. "Did they not see all Armageddon-esque that just happened!? I gave them full coverage of that and you're telling me the ratings are down!?"

Major Domo calmly took a handkerchief and wiped his face of Mojo-spit. "There was an influx of viewership during that time, Grand Obesity, but with it over, people are exhausted and prefer a little cheer, pep, and outright silliness."

"Don't tell me what my viewers need, Domo!" Mojo strokes his chin, idly scurrying about on his spider-legs. "I got it! People need cheer, pep, and silliness! In short, they need crack! Lots and lots of crack! Let's see, who's consistently come through on that front..aha! Excalibur! Their antics always get a good response! What are they doing now!?"

"They disbanded, sir."

"What!? Why the hell didn't someone tell me that!? Who's in charge of monitoring the UK!?"

As if one cue. "So baby, want to go hang out sometime? Number 45? Please, she didn't mean anything to me, beautiful. So how about-yargh!" And said supervisor drone just got blown to kingdom come by an irate Mojo.

"We need an Excalibur team! Alright, let's do this the old-fashioned way. I'll send a huge force to invade the UK and force local heroes to team up. It's a classic and the nerds will appreciate it. We'll ignore the whiners on the forums. Get to it! I want my funny accents on display, now!"

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	brit_sorcerer 2013-03-07 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	"The fat blob is going to do something to us anyway," Quinn said. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoverse 2013-03-08 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	"As loud and obnoxious as ever I see. Pity your reality-trip didn't give you some manners," Mojo mused. "Simple, my ratings coming out of the UK suck, and I need them higher. Ergo, I need a new Excalibur. I need you crazy kids to take on the job." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bornlucky 2013-03-08 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	"Why the hell would I want to do that," Casey says annoyed and ready to get out of there. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dazzlerette 2013-03-09 12:28 am UTC (link)
	"I'm not doing anything you want, you fat crazy tyrant." Tamara said, glowering. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cant_stop_this 2013-03-09 01:47 am UTC (link)
	"Yeeeeeah... no." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wisdomtooth 2013-03-11 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	"Does that in include free strippers? If not, count me out, chump." Flynn pipes up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lion_heart 2013-03-12 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	"No." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoverse 2013-03-12 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Mojo narrowed his eyes at the group. "Just have to do things the hard way, eh? Fine. Mojoforce! Front and center!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoforce 2013-03-12 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	Timeslot stepped out from the space between seconds. "Here your bloated blobness." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoforce 2013-03-14 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	Static appears behind Timeslot, peeking out she waves to everyone."I'm here your globness." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoforce 2013-03-14 02:03 pm UTC (link)
	Sweepzweak bowed to his lord before turning a friendly smile on the group. "At your service, my lardass liege. Are we casting a new show?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

knightinwhite
2013-03-15 04:20 pm UTC (link)

Satin watched and sighed. "Well, yeah, mystic transdimensional tyrants don't do much without lackeys. Pity. She tapped the hilt of one of her swords. He was just the type they were made to deal with.

There went her hopes that this would be done with quickly and she could get back to Scotland. The last time she'd had to work with Lionheart had not been fun for anybody, but the less said about the Hadrian's Wall Incident the better.

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	cant_stop_this 2013-03-15 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Joe just rolled his eyes. "...Great. A fight." He peeled off his shirt and tossed it away. No sense getting it destroyed like usually happened when he got into a fight. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brit_sorcerer 2013-03-16 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	"Mate, always with the shirt." Quinn rolled his eyes and shook his head. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dazzlerette 2013-03-17 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	Tamara smirked when Joe took his shirt off. "No complaints here." She then rolled her eyes. She really was not in the mood for a fight. "...Did I mention that I really hate Mojo? Because I do. I can understand why Dad decided to start a rebellion against him." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bloody_irony 2013-03-17 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	"Some things never change," Dmitri commented. He got ready for the fight with a layer of iron under his skin. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nextgen_misc 2013-03-17 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	Kasta'Thousans stayed in the background ready to play whatever role Mojo wanted of it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bornlucky 2013-03-17 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	"How about we just walk out of here," Casey says just wanting to leave and not deal with this crazy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wisdomtooth 2013-03-19 10:55 am UTC (link)
	"I'm with this guy," He motions to Casey. "...This is a new suit. I don't care much to get it dirty." Flynn admits. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoverse 2013-03-19 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	"As a matter of fact we are, Sweepzweak." Mojo turned back to the abducted heroes. "There doesn't have to be a fight. We could go off the script have a peaceful improv where you all accept the duty of being the UK's new team of heroes. You do that and I'll have no reason to hound you. If not," Mojo's hand glows with plasma. "I'll be forced to play hardball." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brit_sorcerer 2013-03-19 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	Quinn shrugged. "I'm fine with being on Excalibur again." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cant_stop_this 2013-03-19 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	"I don't like being manipulated." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bloody_irony 2013-03-21 12:39 pm UTC (link)
	"The faster we get him off of Earth, the better," Dmitri said. "The best choice might just be to accept it." But Dmitri knew how Joe felt. He didn't like it, either. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dazzlerette 2013-03-21 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	"Yeah...no way your Royal Lardness." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lion_heart 2013-03-21 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	"The UK doesn't need Americans or any other outsiders gumming up the way we do things here." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)