sally-anne jemima perks iii (punish) wrote,
@ 2008-01-18 23:00:00

Hogwarts, have no fear. My brother Mose sent me ancient Japanese throwing stars! I will protect everyone. Fact.

	architect 2008-01-19 05:03 am UTC (link)
	You're a ninja? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	punish 2008-01-19 05:06 am UTC (link)
	False. But I am skilled in Russian martial arts and various forms of weaponry. I will master the throwing stars, I only need practise. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	architect 2008-01-19 05:09 am UTC (link)
	You could make origami throwing stars for practise! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	punish 2008-01-19 05:12 am UTC (link)
	But what if someone tries to attack me? I can't protect myself with paper art. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	architect 2008-01-19 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	Good point. Just don't hurt an innocent with the stars. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	macbeth 2008-01-19 05:06 am UTC (link)
	Are those allowed on school grounds? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	punish 2008-01-19 05:08 am UTC (link)
	That's a grey area, sir. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-19 05:10 am UTC (link)
	I see. Well, good luck with those. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	punish 2008-01-19 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, sir! I will protect you more than the rest. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-19 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Thank you. I appreciate that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	punish 2008-01-19 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Question! Will you inform me of Kevin Entwhistle's plans for revenge? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-19 05:18 am UTC (link)
	Would you rather I attempt to talk him out of it? Why is he planning revenge? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	punish 2008-01-19 05:24 am UTC (link)
	I took his miniature gaming box to teach him a lesson. I returned it to him and now I believe he will attach explosives to Garbage and kill her. My contacts in Ravenclaw are keeping an eye on him, but you are my closest source. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-19 05:27 am UTC (link)
	I see. If I see him with explosives and Garbage I will ask him politely not to attach them to her. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	punish 2008-01-19 05:28 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, sir. You are the kindest superior ever. Is there anyone I can punish for you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-19 05:31 am UTC (link)
	Thank you. I can't think of anyone who has misbehaved recently at the moment but I'll let you know if I need you to. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	punish 2008-01-19 05:34 am UTC (link)
	May I clean your side of the dormitory for you, sir? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-19 05:37 am UTC (link)
	That's not necessary actually, but I appreciate the offer all the same. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	punish 2008-01-19 05:39 am UTC (link)
	May I cook you a meat-free meal, sir? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-19 05:41 am UTC (link)
	Sure. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	punish 2008-01-19 05:43 am UTC (link)
	When would you like it prepared, Terry Boot? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-19 05:45 am UTC (link)
	When would you like to prepare it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	punish 2008-01-19 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Tomorrow. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-19 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Excellent. That works for me as well. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	punish 2008-01-19 05:56 am UTC (link)
	You are a good person, Terry Boot! I promise never to betray you to someone who values my loyalty more. Fact: A Perks never breaks their promise. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-19 06:11 am UTC (link)
	Thank you. You're a good person as well. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	explosives 2008-01-19 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not going to blow up your cat. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hooper 2008-01-21 09:09 am UTC (link)
	I believe that given everything I should apologise. I apologise. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	punish 2008-01-21 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	Unshun. Fact: I have slapped you with silence. Reshun. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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