ng_mojoverse (ng_mojoverse) wrote in marvel_nextgen,
@ 2013-02-22 15:39:00

Entry tags:

casey flynn, dmitri rasputin, flynn wisdom, jenny leigh, joe marko, npc - mojo, quinn braddock, satin mccay, tamara blaire

British Invasion
"Whaaaaat!? What do you mean viewership is down!?" Mojo screamed at the ever-stoic Major Domo. "Did they not see all Armageddon-esque that just happened!? I gave them full coverage of that and you're telling me the ratings are down!?"

Major Domo calmly took a handkerchief and wiped his face of Mojo-spit. "There was an influx of viewership during that time, Grand Obesity, but with it over, people are exhausted and prefer a little cheer, pep, and outright silliness."

"Don't tell me what my viewers need, Domo!" Mojo strokes his chin, idly scurrying about on his spider-legs. "I got it! People need cheer, pep, and silliness! In short, they need crack! Lots and lots of crack! Let's see, who's consistently come through on that front..aha! Excalibur! Their antics always get a good response! What are they doing now!?"

"They disbanded, sir."

"What!? Why the hell didn't someone tell me that!? Who's in charge of monitoring the UK!?"

As if one cue. "So baby, want to go hang out sometime? Number 45? Please, she didn't mean anything to me, beautiful. So how about-yargh!" And said supervisor drone just got blown to kingdom come by an irate Mojo.

"We need an Excalibur team! Alright, let's do this the old-fashioned way. I'll send a huge force to invade the UK and force local heroes to team up. It's a classic and the nerds will appreciate it. We'll ignore the whiners on the forums. Get to it! I want my funny accents on display, now!"

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	knightinwhite 2013-03-02 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	"The leprechaun issue aside," Saint says, "Looks like they had their share of interdimensional exposure. I guess that's why the slug misses them?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lion_heart 2013-03-03 12:03 am UTC (link)
	"Listening to talking slugs never did anyone a good turn." She cast a sidelong glance at McKay. Now she remembered, and the sooner she was out of Jenny's territory, the better. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cant_stop_this 2013-03-03 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Joe frowned. "If this is us... why don't we remember it?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brit_sorcerer 2013-03-03 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	"Long story, mate," Quinn said. He remembered all of it, but only because he had been an Exile. "Maybe when this is done, we'll have some beers and I'll tell you the tale." "But first I think it's time for a change of clothing," he said and his jeans and tee shirt shifted into his Captain Britain uniform. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bloody_irony 2013-03-03 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	"That would be great," Dmitri said, still grasping at everything he was watching and what Quinn had said. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

wisdomtooth
2013-03-04 01:01 pm UTC (link)

Flynn narrowed his eyes at Quinn."Riight, Mr.Pretty boy here is wack-o." Flynn pipes up, and looks to everyone with a nonchalant expression.

He rests on a near by all, yawning a little as each one babbled back and forth. Flynn flinches when Mojo suddenly shows up and starts explaining the situation."Bloody hell...now I need to burn my eyes out for seeing this idiot again." He said, rubbing at his eyes..and pauses when Mojo explains further more on how each one has forgotten."Hog wash...why does this tool.." points to Quinn."Remembers everything and we don't..something doesn't feel right here."

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	brit_sorcerer 2013-03-06 12:37 am UTC (link)
	"I told you, I'll explain later," Quinn said. "What's the meaning of this, Fat One?" Quinn yelled at Mojo. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lion_heart 2013-03-06 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	Jenny rolled her eyes behind her mask. "That's brilliant. Yell at the talking slug and make him angry. Did you do that to the leprechauns?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cant_stop_this 2013-03-06 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	"I'm thinking he did." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brit_sorcerer 2013-03-07 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	"The fat blob is going to do something to us anyway," Quinn said. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoverse 2013-03-08 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	"As loud and obnoxious as ever I see. Pity your reality-trip didn't give you some manners," Mojo mused. "Simple, my ratings coming out of the UK suck, and I need them higher. Ergo, I need a new Excalibur. I need you crazy kids to take on the job." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bornlucky 2013-03-08 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	"Why the hell would I want to do that," Casey says annoyed and ready to get out of there. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dazzlerette 2013-03-09 12:28 am UTC (link)
	"I'm not doing anything you want, you fat crazy tyrant." Tamara said, glowering. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cant_stop_this 2013-03-09 01:47 am UTC (link)
	"Yeeeeeah... no." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wisdomtooth 2013-03-11 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	"Does that in include free strippers? If not, count me out, chump." Flynn pipes up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lion_heart 2013-03-12 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	"No." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoverse 2013-03-12 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Mojo narrowed his eyes at the group. "Just have to do things the hard way, eh? Fine. Mojoforce! Front and center!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoforce 2013-03-12 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	Timeslot stepped out from the space between seconds. "Here your bloated blobness." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoforce 2013-03-14 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	Static appears behind Timeslot, peeking out she waves to everyone."I'm here your globness." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoforce 2013-03-14 02:03 pm UTC (link)
	Sweepzweak bowed to his lord before turning a friendly smile on the group. "At your service, my lardass liege. Are we casting a new show?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

knightinwhite
2013-03-15 04:20 pm UTC (link)

Satin watched and sighed. "Well, yeah, mystic transdimensional tyrants don't do much without lackeys. Pity. She tapped the hilt of one of her swords. He was just the type they were made to deal with.

There went her hopes that this would be done with quickly and she could get back to Scotland. The last time she'd had to work with Lionheart had not been fun for anybody, but the less said about the Hadrian's Wall Incident the better.

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	cant_stop_this 2013-03-15 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Joe just rolled his eyes. "...Great. A fight." He peeled off his shirt and tossed it away. No sense getting it destroyed like usually happened when he got into a fight. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brit_sorcerer 2013-03-16 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	"Mate, always with the shirt." Quinn rolled his eyes and shook his head. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dazzlerette 2013-03-17 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	Tamara smirked when Joe took his shirt off. "No complaints here." She then rolled her eyes. She really was not in the mood for a fight. "...Did I mention that I really hate Mojo? Because I do. I can understand why Dad decided to start a rebellion against him." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bloody_irony 2013-03-17 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	"Some things never change," Dmitri commented. He got ready for the fight with a layer of iron under his skin. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)