Gilbert Kinkaid Walker (veryperceptive) wrote in the_bullpen,
@ 2011-02-16 17:17:00

Not-So-Dream Date
Weirdest date you've ever been on? My junior-high boyfriend took me to one of his mom's concerts. His mom. I like her music and all, but it was still...awkward.

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	boosted_gold 2011-02-16 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	There were Nazi-mummies. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	veryperceptive 2011-02-16 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	...I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I could've sworn you said "Nazi mummies" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boosted_gold 2011-02-16 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Everyone warns you about the Nazi-werewolves, the vampires, and even the zombies. But if you're going against mummies, you're kind of flying blind. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gildedcage 2011-02-16 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	Does being set up for dinner with the Princess Royal of the Badoon Sisterhood count? It was all right. We talked about literature and tried to ignore what our mothers' advisors could be thinking. (Reply to this)

	masterofmatter 2011-02-16 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	There was a fishing boat and the threat of hooks into a tender part of my body. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	veryperceptive 2011-02-16 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	Um, did... did she or he think you were into that or something? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	masterofmatter 2011-02-16 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Nope. She used it as a threat as to what she would do if I broke up with her again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	veryperceptive 2011-02-16 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	She must've been joking. If she wasn't joking, I certainly hope as soon as the hooks were gone, you broke up with her again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	masterofmatter 2011-02-17 12:03 am UTC (link)
	The restraining order I have says that she wasn't. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tabula_rasa 2011-02-16 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	Waiting in line all evening to buy concert tickets. Not the concert, just the waiting. He didn't want to wait alone and thought I'd be happy that he bothered to ask me out at all. I bounced him out of line and he never got back to his original spot. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	veryperceptive 2011-02-16 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. I mean /wow/. That is grade a assholery in any case. With a ultra hot chick, it's compounded with extra-extra-dumbness. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tabula_rasa 2011-02-16 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	It was a lesson learned. Now if I were to be asked on a date to get concert tickets, one of those tickets will be mine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	veryperceptive 2011-02-16 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	Good plan. ...And I recommend it not being a concert featuring anyone involved's mother. Especially if you have to ride there with his parents. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	quitethecharmer 2011-02-16 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	There was a Skrull defector and a Kree cultural student. Enough spoken. (Reply to this)

	spacepalm 2011-02-16 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	Trying to recreate Chinese food for a Strontian. Who knew they were allergic to sesame oil? (Reply to this)

	guard_kitty 2011-02-16 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Well, there was the date I had with Rachel. Humans seem to think that was pretty weird. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	gildedcage 2011-02-16 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	That had a weird element, yes, but the wonderful outweighed the weird. Rachel was there. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	guard_kitty 2011-02-16 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Yes! :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gal_gardner 2011-02-16 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	It was definitely a good date, but that time with me, Mickey, and the rugby players probably qualifies. Ah... spring break. (Reply to this)

	got_the_touch 2011-02-16 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	Being attacked by a crazy Atlantean trying to steal my girlfriend I'd say counts as weird. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	veryperceptive 2011-02-17 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Atlanteans, huh? I hear their princess is very hot. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	got_the_touch 2011-02-17 03:44 am UTC (link)
	draws himself up a bit Damn right she is. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	veryperceptive 2011-02-17 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Is that -- well, congratulations, man! But yeah, she's so strong, and healthy-looking, and well, I don't know her, but I always like to guess she has a bit of the Atlantean temper. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	got_the_touch 2011-02-17 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Uh... no, not really. I mean, she got pretty fed up with the whole thing with the suitors, but she's pretty cheery. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	brit_sorcerer 2011-02-16 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	A lot of beer and the Swedish Women's Ski Team. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	veryperceptive 2011-02-17 02:17 am UTC (link)
	...The whole ski team? I feel like I should get you a beer just hearing that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	the_element_son 2011-02-19 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Well, it ended in the hot tub. I was the hot tub. And the water. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	veryperceptive 2011-02-19 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	I guess technically that's weird. Also awesome. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_element_son 2011-02-19 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	I do have a few tricks up my sleeve when it comes to pleasin' the ladies. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	veryperceptive 2011-02-19 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	~~Damn. You're straight~~ Man, I bet. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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