ng_mojoverse (ng_mojoverse) wrote in marvel_nextgen,
@ 2013-02-22 15:39:00

Entry tags:

casey flynn, dmitri rasputin, flynn wisdom, jenny leigh, joe marko, npc - mojo, quinn braddock, satin mccay, tamara blaire

British Invasion
"Whaaaaat!? What do you mean viewership is down!?" Mojo screamed at the ever-stoic Major Domo. "Did they not see all Armageddon-esque that just happened!? I gave them full coverage of that and you're telling me the ratings are down!?"

Major Domo calmly took a handkerchief and wiped his face of Mojo-spit. "There was an influx of viewership during that time, Grand Obesity, but with it over, people are exhausted and prefer a little cheer, pep, and outright silliness."

"Don't tell me what my viewers need, Domo!" Mojo strokes his chin, idly scurrying about on his spider-legs. "I got it! People need cheer, pep, and silliness! In short, they need crack! Lots and lots of crack! Let's see, who's consistently come through on that front..aha! Excalibur! Their antics always get a good response! What are they doing now!?"

"They disbanded, sir."

"What!? Why the hell didn't someone tell me that!? Who's in charge of monitoring the UK!?"

As if one cue. "So baby, want to go hang out sometime? Number 45? Please, she didn't mean anything to me, beautiful. So how about-yargh!" And said supervisor drone just got blown to kingdom come by an irate Mojo.

"We need an Excalibur team! Alright, let's do this the old-fashioned way. I'll send a huge force to invade the UK and force local heroes to team up. It's a classic and the nerds will appreciate it. We'll ignore the whiners on the forums. Get to it! I want my funny accents on display, now!"

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ng_mojoverse
2013-03-02 12:25 am UTC (link)

"Okay, okay, you're all here!" Mojo said loudly, talking at the gathering rather than to. "Listen up because I don't have time for you people to get all prissy and indignant. A monitor hovered behind him. "You're all here because people have a fever, and the only prescription is more Excalibur!"

Mojo lifts a remote and activates the hover-screen. "What you lot don't know is you were cast mates on our last season of Britain's wacky show, but because of some old-school reality screw-up, you all forgot. So to save myself some time and grief, I've prepared a little educational video."

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	cant_stop_this 2013-03-02 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Joe let out a sigh of frustration. "This guy. Of course." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dazzlerette 2013-03-02 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Tamara moaned. "I hate Mojo. So much." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brit_sorcerer 2013-03-02 12:34 am UTC (link)
	"His Mighty Blobness," Quinn said. "What the bloody hell are you doing here?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	knightinwhite 2013-03-02 12:38 am UTC (link)
	.This is a whole other facet of reality," Satin says quietly as she watches the video clips that His Lardness starts playing. "Similar enough most of you lot were involved, though. Heard a few things about this guy," she continues. "Transdimensional tyrant. We McKays have strong views on what to do with transdimensional tyrants." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bornlucky 2013-03-02 12:51 am UTC (link)
	"At least we get some interesting television," Casey says even if did find some of it to be rather crazy and weird. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lion_heart 2013-03-02 12:55 am UTC (link)
	"I'm not finding it interesting," Jenny said. This was not going to be popular with the head office. She pointed to a clip. "Are those leprechauns you're yelling at?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cant_stop_this 2013-03-02 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Joe looked over at the guy who thought he knew them. "You really pissed off those leprechauns." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brit_sorcerer 2013-03-02 01:08 am UTC (link)
	"They were already pissed off," Quinn said not really wanting to discuss this. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bornlucky 2013-03-02 01:33 am UTC (link)
	"That looks like a good story over a few drinks there." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dazzlerette 2013-03-02 12:31 pm UTC (link)
	"You seem to be making them angrier." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	knightinwhite 2013-03-02 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	"The leprechaun issue aside," Saint says, "Looks like they had their share of interdimensional exposure. I guess that's why the slug misses them?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lion_heart 2013-03-03 12:03 am UTC (link)
	"Listening to talking slugs never did anyone a good turn." She cast a sidelong glance at McKay. Now she remembered, and the sooner she was out of Jenny's territory, the better. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cant_stop_this 2013-03-03 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Joe frowned. "If this is us... why don't we remember it?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brit_sorcerer 2013-03-03 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	"Long story, mate," Quinn said. He remembered all of it, but only because he had been an Exile. "Maybe when this is done, we'll have some beers and I'll tell you the tale." "But first I think it's time for a change of clothing," he said and his jeans and tee shirt shifted into his Captain Britain uniform. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bloody_irony 2013-03-03 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	"That would be great," Dmitri said, still grasping at everything he was watching and what Quinn had said. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

wisdomtooth
2013-03-04 01:01 pm UTC (link)

Flynn narrowed his eyes at Quinn."Riight, Mr.Pretty boy here is wack-o." Flynn pipes up, and looks to everyone with a nonchalant expression.

He rests on a near by all, yawning a little as each one babbled back and forth. Flynn flinches when Mojo suddenly shows up and starts explaining the situation."Bloody hell...now I need to burn my eyes out for seeing this idiot again." He said, rubbing at his eyes..and pauses when Mojo explains further more on how each one has forgotten."Hog wash...why does this tool.." points to Quinn."Remembers everything and we don't..something doesn't feel right here."

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	brit_sorcerer 2013-03-06 12:37 am UTC (link)
	"I told you, I'll explain later," Quinn said. "What's the meaning of this, Fat One?" Quinn yelled at Mojo. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lion_heart 2013-03-06 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	Jenny rolled her eyes behind her mask. "That's brilliant. Yell at the talking slug and make him angry. Did you do that to the leprechauns?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cant_stop_this 2013-03-06 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	"I'm thinking he did." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brit_sorcerer 2013-03-07 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	"The fat blob is going to do something to us anyway," Quinn said. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoverse 2013-03-08 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	"As loud and obnoxious as ever I see. Pity your reality-trip didn't give you some manners," Mojo mused. "Simple, my ratings coming out of the UK suck, and I need them higher. Ergo, I need a new Excalibur. I need you crazy kids to take on the job." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bornlucky 2013-03-08 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	"Why the hell would I want to do that," Casey says annoyed and ready to get out of there. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dazzlerette 2013-03-09 12:28 am UTC (link)
	"I'm not doing anything you want, you fat crazy tyrant." Tamara said, glowering. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cant_stop_this 2013-03-09 01:47 am UTC (link)
	"Yeeeeeah... no." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)