Melinda Dyars / Shatter (shattered) wrote in the_bullpen,
@ 2010-05-08 09:59:00

Loaded Questions (and where they come from):
So last summer, Stacy came to visit those of us in Seattle. We played a board game she purchased for this visit called "Loaded Questions: Adult Version," but with one variation... we played it entirely in-character. And it was loads of fun. So much so that we decided to start asking questions, once a week, from this box. I randomly select one, and post it for everyone to answer in character.

With the story of where it comes from told, here's this week's question:

If you were to visit a sex shop right now, what one item would you buy?

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	healingbug 2010-05-08 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	I...uh...umm...blushes too much, faints (Reply to this)(Thread)

	lantern_kid 2010-05-08 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, now I have to know the answer. Someone's getting an early birthday present! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notthelantern 2010-05-08 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	Probably just some lube or condoms. Who needs sex toys when you've got a power ring? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	lantern_kid 2010-05-08 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	Or three power rings. And a boyfriend with healing powers. Damn, I'm lucky. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	digthefuzz 2010-05-08 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	embarrassed Oh my...I don't think I'm old enough to be going in that kind of store. And I doubt anyone would want someone that looks like me there either. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	quadrimanial 2010-05-08 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	I dunno, Boy Blue. People like you and me might spark a lot of interest in places like that. Not that that generally makes it recommended. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	marvelkid 2010-05-08 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I heard they like have these sex toys and videos based off of us superheroes. Might be interesting to see what they have based off me or my team and laugh at it. (Reply to this)

	princess_mutt 2010-05-08 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	...The essential precautions are at the corner pharmacy, aye? So...I really dinna see the point of a separate store. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	butterflybullet 2010-05-08 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	Probably just some massage oil. Most of their selection is pretty overpriced-redundancy. (Reply to this)

	indie_minor 2010-05-08 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	A small battery-powered thing. (Reply to this)

	discardedheir 2010-05-08 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	::scowls:: Whatever Cassandra specifically wished. Otherwise, nothing. (Reply to this)

	superpowerboy 2010-05-08 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	Just some ahem reading material...if you know what I mean... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	borntolead 2010-05-08 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, reading is good for the brain. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	small_but_tough 2010-05-08 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	I already have handcuffs so nothing. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	this_fire_burns 2010-05-08 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	Just when I think I know someone...-grins- (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	neogoblin 2010-05-08 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	Eh. Probably just a skin mag or tokens for one of those booths in the back. (Reply to this)

	anyastark 2010-05-08 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Massage oil, fuzzy handcuffs, candles, edible underwear....I could go on. (Reply to this)

	_tsunami_ 2010-05-08 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	way too embarrassed to answer (Reply to this)(Thread)

	digthefuzz 2010-05-08 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	blinks This embarrasses you? Yet you run right into the boy's bathroom... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ryanspector 2010-05-08 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	Quickly goes out and grabs a cup of coffee comes back takes a sip and promptly spits it out What?! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	marvelkid 2010-05-08 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	gets a towel to clean up the mess and Ryan Dude... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fullmoonfever 2010-05-08 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Pornos. (Reply to this)

	brit_sorcerer 2010-05-08 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	The question is...what wouldn't I buy? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	notquiteright 2010-05-08 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh. You, I like. Good question indeed! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eternalhedonist 2010-05-08 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing. I have what I need/want. (Reply to this)

	perenawska 2010-05-08 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	Latest issue of Playgirl. (Reply to this)

	notquiteright 2010-05-08 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	Something that vibrates and buzzes real well. Preferably in time to some music. Those are always fun. (Reply to this)

	whydowescream 2010-05-08 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing, thanks. The only sex magazines I have or need are the UUA-recommended stuff for sexuality education in Sunday School. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	rockchalk 2010-05-08 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	So.. would you object to massage oil or something? Or should I just definitely not be supporting that industry in general? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_element_son 2010-05-08 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, and anything else I can find. Only action I'm getting these days. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	notquiteright 2010-05-08 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	That's a shame. You're a rather interesting being. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bornlucky 2010-05-08 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	I’m not one for most of things those shops sell. So nothing I can’t get at a pharmacy. (Reply to this)