lucky_penny (lucky_penny) wrote in the_bullpen,
@ 2011-05-16 02:36:00

Everybody's got them, but how do you get them to stop?
Almost everybody thinks their parents are great. I know mine are awesome, but life isn't perfect. They bug me a lot. My dad threatens to eat the legs off guys who ask me out. Can you imagine how /that/ affects a girl's social life?

What do your parents do to make your life hard?

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	likeclockwork 2011-05-16 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	Dad's not quite that bad, but he did always insist on meeting dates picking me up ... in full armor. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	lucky_penny 2011-05-16 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds reasonable. I tried to get one by him once when he wasn't around, and Uncle Andy caught me. He's not as bad, but he told me what Dad was thinking at that moment. It wasn't pretty. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	quitethecharmer 2011-05-19 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	Your father is a complicated man, dearest, but that is why we love him. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	latverianregent 2011-05-16 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	He...occasionally makes decisions without considering all the risks or triple-checking his decimal points. (Reply to this)

	purplegeist 2011-05-16 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	Mom's... not very tactful. (Reply to this)

	3x2_9yz_4a 2011-05-16 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	How about the fact that neither of them can keep their hands off the other? (Reply to this)

	hot_rod 2011-05-16 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously? I could write a book about my problems with my mother. (Reply to this)

	goesbothways 2011-05-16 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	My Mom is ok, but my dad keeps calling asking me to pick him up from the bowling alley. (Reply to this)

	get_medieval 2011-05-16 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	My father was a great man. And eventually, I will find his killer. (Reply to this)

	vicious_cycle 2011-05-16 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	My mother carved a pentagram into my hand, then they tried to sacrifice me to a demon lord. That was pretty much my first and last interaction with them. (Reply to this)

	omegaeffect 2011-05-16 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	Outside of school and power-ball, my parents would have me in the training room all the time if they could. (Reply to this)

	rockchalk 2011-05-16 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	My father died before I was born. My mother... well, she tries to be helpful, when she's not drinking. (Reply to this)

	thunderstruck 2011-05-16 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Mom is awesome. Dad... well, the occasional kidnapping beautiful maidens, enslaving people, religious zealotry... kinda suck. I definitely ended up with the right parent. (Reply to this)

	effyouclown 2011-05-17 05:29 am UTC (link)
	My dads sometimes take my projects away from me, and they really have no sense of humor about death-ray jokes. (Reply to this)

	anyastark 2011-05-18 12:40 pm UTC (link)
	Dad has this irrational hatred of Boston and keeps trying to get me to return to New York. (Reply to this)

	young_swimmer 2011-05-18 12:42 pm UTC (link)
	I don't even know where to start. (Reply to this)

	tooth_n_claw 2011-05-18 12:44 pm UTC (link)
	My parents are dead. (Reply to this)

	cannonball_run 2011-05-18 12:47 pm UTC (link)
	Mom keeps trying to get me to be more of 'a lady' as if that's any fun. (Reply to this)

	electrified 2011-05-18 12:48 pm UTC (link)
	Mom and Dad are mostly hands off. Aunt Moira on the other hand... (Reply to this)

	got_the_touch 2011-05-19 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	They mailed Jordie the damn Christmas hats... (Reply to this)

	ascended_fanboy 2011-05-19 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	Well, there is that whole 'reprogram me to kill all heroes and take over the world' thing... (Reply to this)

	gal_gardner 2011-05-19 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	Daddy thinks I like pink clothing and unicorns a lot more than I actually do... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2011-05-19 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	But unicorns are the best! Pink totally isn't your color though. I can understand that one. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	greatest_zatara 2011-05-19 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	Dad's a manchild, and Mom lets him get away with it. (Reply to this)

	lunatic_laugh 2011-05-19 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	Compare me to my brother. I'm sorry we can't ALL be financial consultants.. (Reply to this)

	maceintheface 2011-05-19 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	Well, let's see... Dad went and got himself killed after his 'friends' bailed out on him, Mom hardly pays attention, and Bobby keeps going for the quija board strategy every time I get in trouble... he's alright though. (Reply to this)

	no_relation 2011-05-19 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	Um... I go through phones really fast around Marcia, but I can't say anything else bad about her. I don't have biological parents... :( (Reply to this)

	quitethecharmer 2011-05-19 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not even going to approach the biological parents on this issue... Kristoff's best feature is also sometimes his worst feature. His staggering tendency to be right. There is no ill I can speak of Lady Rahne or Susan. (Reply to this)

	white_knight 2011-05-19 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	My dad was a verbally abusive asshole. We never saw eye to eye on anything. Somehow he got it into his head I would make a good Rabbi like he was things did not even well when I ran-away and joined the Marines. May he rest in peace. (Reply to this)

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