ng_mojoverse (ng_mojoverse) wrote in marvel_nextgen,
@ 2013-02-22 15:39:00

Entry tags:

casey flynn, dmitri rasputin, flynn wisdom, jenny leigh, joe marko, npc - mojo, quinn braddock, satin mccay, tamara blaire

British Invasion
"Whaaaaat!? What do you mean viewership is down!?" Mojo screamed at the ever-stoic Major Domo. "Did they not see all Armageddon-esque that just happened!? I gave them full coverage of that and you're telling me the ratings are down!?"

Major Domo calmly took a handkerchief and wiped his face of Mojo-spit. "There was an influx of viewership during that time, Grand Obesity, but with it over, people are exhausted and prefer a little cheer, pep, and outright silliness."

"Don't tell me what my viewers need, Domo!" Mojo strokes his chin, idly scurrying about on his spider-legs. "I got it! People need cheer, pep, and silliness! In short, they need crack! Lots and lots of crack! Let's see, who's consistently come through on that front..aha! Excalibur! Their antics always get a good response! What are they doing now!?"

"They disbanded, sir."

"What!? Why the hell didn't someone tell me that!? Who's in charge of monitoring the UK!?"

As if one cue. "So baby, want to go hang out sometime? Number 45? Please, she didn't mean anything to me, beautiful. So how about-yargh!" And said supervisor drone just got blown to kingdom come by an irate Mojo.

"We need an Excalibur team! Alright, let's do this the old-fashioned way. I'll send a huge force to invade the UK and force local heroes to team up. It's a classic and the nerds will appreciate it. We'll ignore the whiners on the forums. Get to it! I want my funny accents on display, now!"

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	knightinwhite 2013-02-25 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Satin was in her whites, doing sword drills, when suddenly she wasn't in Kinross anymore. She sheathed them, quickly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cant_stop_this 2013-02-25 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Joe had been working on installing some new power cores in the Danger Room. "...Someone didn't turn the Room on, did they? Rufus, if this is a joke, it isn't funny." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bornlucky 2013-02-26 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Casey had been pouring some drinks at his pub for two pretty American exchange students when he found himself someplace else. "What the feck is going on." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dazzlerette 2013-02-26 01:51 pm UTC (link)
	Tamara was in the middle of teaching a dance class when she found herself...in the middle of downtown London? "What the hell?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bloody_irony 2013-02-26 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	Dmitri had been on his way home from class. Good thing he wasn't driving, though, right? He spotted to familiar faces while he attempted to understand what the heck was going on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brit_sorcerer 2013-02-26 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	"What the bloody hell?" Quinn asked as he looked around. Then he noticed he wasn't alone. "Irish? Joe? Dmitri? Tam?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cant_stop_this 2013-02-27 12:01 am UTC (link)
	"Uh... we know you, fellah?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dazzlerette 2013-02-27 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	There was a cute guy that knew her name, and Tamara had no idea who he was. Damnit. "Sorry...but do we know each other?" Pause. "Also...why are we in London?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brit_sorcerer 2013-02-27 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	Quinn scratched his head. "Yes and no. I'm not exactly from around here and in one universe we were all on Excalibur together." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bornlucky 2013-02-27 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	"Sounds like someone got hammered early," Casey says confused. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brit_sorcerer 2013-02-28 12:01 pm UTC (link)
	"Mate, I wish I were knackered," Quinn said. "Sadly, I'm stone sober. I knew you all in another world where we on Excalibur together. Or it's a different timeline. I wasn't paying much attention when the Time Broker was explaining it to the Exiles." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

wisdomtooth
2013-02-28 01:38 pm UTC (link)

"So, as I was sayin' ta Bambi...you have the---" Cut of in mid-sentence. He suddenly appeared before a group of people..."...biggest tits." Wisdom blinked.

He glanced around, first to see what location he was at. Still in London."Really? Really?! I could have been transported to Hawaii or Bora Bora...but to a different location in London. Bloody stupid hell." He exclaimed. Wisdom looked over to everyone else."Uh, hullo." he waves to them all.

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	cant_stop_this 2013-03-01 01:17 am UTC (link)
	Okay, this was all getting screwy. "Uh...huh," Joe said. He pulled out his cellphone and checked for signal. Uncle Chuck could probably send the Blackbird for them. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	knightinwhite 2013-03-01 02:51 am UTC (link)
	"Somebody mention Excalibur?" Satin asked as she strode over. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brit_sorcerer 2013-03-01 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	"I did, luv. Okay, so in another world, or timeline, myself, Joe, Tam, Dmitri and Irish were on Excalibur together. For some bloody reason we've been brought together along with you and this bloke." He nodded to Flynn. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lion_heart 2013-03-02 12:11 am UTC (link)
	The disturbance drew another Brit, one whose territory they were currently standing in. Jenny Leigh, aka Lionheart, was in full costume and none too reassured that one person in the group she recognized was Braddock. "What is going on here?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	knightinwhite 2013-03-02 12:15 am UTC (link)
	"My guess is transdimensional trouble," Satin tells the newest arrival. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

ng_mojoverse
2013-03-02 12:25 am UTC (link)

"Okay, okay, you're all here!" Mojo said loudly, talking at the gathering rather than to. "Listen up because I don't have time for you people to get all prissy and indignant. A monitor hovered behind him. "You're all here because people have a fever, and the only prescription is more Excalibur!"

Mojo lifts a remote and activates the hover-screen. "What you lot don't know is you were cast mates on our last season of Britain's wacky show, but because of some old-school reality screw-up, you all forgot. So to save myself some time and grief, I've prepared a little educational video."

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	cant_stop_this 2013-03-02 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Joe let out a sigh of frustration. "This guy. Of course." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dazzlerette 2013-03-02 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Tamara moaned. "I hate Mojo. So much." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brit_sorcerer 2013-03-02 12:34 am UTC (link)
	"His Mighty Blobness," Quinn said. "What the bloody hell are you doing here?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	knightinwhite 2013-03-02 12:38 am UTC (link)
	.This is a whole other facet of reality," Satin says quietly as she watches the video clips that His Lardness starts playing. "Similar enough most of you lot were involved, though. Heard a few things about this guy," she continues. "Transdimensional tyrant. We McKays have strong views on what to do with transdimensional tyrants." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bornlucky 2013-03-02 12:51 am UTC (link)
	"At least we get some interesting television," Casey says even if did find some of it to be rather crazy and weird. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lion_heart 2013-03-02 12:55 am UTC (link)
	"I'm not finding it interesting," Jenny said. This was not going to be popular with the head office. She pointed to a clip. "Are those leprechauns you're yelling at?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cant_stop_this 2013-03-02 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Joe looked over at the guy who thought he knew them. "You really pissed off those leprechauns." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)