Anya Antonovna Romanova Stark (anyastark) wrote in the_bullpen,
@ 2010-08-01 01:35:00

So...who gave you The Talk and how did they do it?

Also, have they ever given your significant other The Talk?

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	4ever_yours 2010-08-01 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	My Mother and Father had the servants give us the Talk. (Reply to this)

	aaronwyatt 2010-08-01 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	Mom gave it. She tried to make it as least awkward as she could not that it did much. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	_tsunami_ 2010-08-01 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	I think it's awkward no matter who gives it. Except maybe Mrs. Summers. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bornlucky 2010-08-01 02:21 pm UTC (link)
	The First time was from Nuns in school which within a month I found out for myself was not true. The second time was from my Da which made a lot more sense. (Reply to this)

	botmaster 2010-08-01 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	Dad's was a bit old fashioned but he was a teenager in the thirties. My step-mom's was a bit more current and up to date. (Reply to this)

	dragonfist 2010-08-01 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	Dad went over it. There were a couple of good metaphors thrown in as well. (Reply to this)

	fireball 2010-08-01 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	Mom went over where babies come from before I came to Xavier's and Dad said next time I'm home we're going to have a little talk about things. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	_tsunami_ 2010-08-01 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	After you're done talking to Dad, go talk to Mom. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	harryreynolds 2010-08-01 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	Mom gave it. Being a Nurse it was very informational and she had pictures to go along with it. (Reply to this)

	huntsman 2010-08-01 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	Dad sat me down and asked what I knew about it already then explained a few things and filled in anything else he though I should know. (Reply to this)

	in_a_snap 2010-08-01 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	Dad’s talk included a list of private places that can only be easily gotten to by teleporting. He also something about being like irresistible to Cat Woman though I’m not quite sure what that’s about. (Reply to this)

	iwantapony 2010-08-01 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	The servants gave me the talk since mom and dad were too busy. (Reply to this)

	likethewind 2010-08-01 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	My father’s talk was interesting but my foster mother’s made more sense. (Reply to this)

	partdemon 2010-08-01 03:36 pm UTC (link)
	Dad’s talk was more of a history lesson since I don’t really have to worry about disease due to the whole immunity thing. He did teach me some useful magic because he doesn’t want to be a grandfather for another thousand years. (Reply to this)

	questionthis 2010-08-01 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	Mom and Dad had two very different versions of the talk. (Reply to this)

	ryanspector 2010-08-01 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	Mom’s was a bit more detailed than I would have liked and Dad’s was informative. (Reply to this)

	small_but_tough 2010-08-01 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Mom gave it to me and the phrase go to hell came up a lot. (Reply to this)

	subject0001 2010-08-01 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	Never got one. The people at HYDRA didn't care to do that and I figure it out on my own after I escaped. (Reply to this)

	super_wren 2010-08-01 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	Mom gave me the Talk and told me what she would do to a guy if I got knocked up. (Reply to this)

	teamterry 2010-08-01 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	My sister gave it to me so it wasn't to bad. (Reply to this)

	touchesthepast 2010-08-01 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	I had to get the Talk when I was six because of my powers. (Reply to this)

lytaworthington
2010-08-01 05:03 pm UTC (link)

Dad tried giving me the talk when my telepathy first manifested. I told him I already read Joe and Misha's minds when they going through Uncle Bobby's hidden Playboy stash in the attic, so I didn't a talk.

Mom's version of the talk involved swords and lots of talking about how if any boy I dated got me pregnant before she was "ready" to become a grandmother, she'd cut something off.

Neither of them are allowed to give a talk of any kind whatsoever to Misha.

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	cant_stop_this 2010-08-01 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	You know, we did apologize for that. You don't need to keep bringing it up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	arsenic_oldlace 2010-08-01 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	Ugh. My parents have yet to give me the talk. I've already walked in on them once, so I think I'm all set. Those are things I'll NEVER get out of my mind. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	hat_princess 2010-08-01 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	Gert...? Can I ask you a question? About girl-stuff? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	borntolead 2010-08-01 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	Dad gave me the talk, alright. In FULL UNIFORM. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	avenging_legacy 2010-08-01 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	Some things never change. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	catchmeifyoucan 2010-08-01 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	Daddy and Mom gave me and Jai the talk at the same time. I got bored and ran off to Mexico a quarter of the way through. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dareyoutorun 2010-08-01 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	You're lucky. Mom held me in place with The Stare. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	danielle_cage 2010-08-01 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	Daddy gave me the talk and said that if I ever told him that I was pregnant, he was going to make the boy that knocked up his baby girl Very Sorry Indeed. (Reply to this)

	defyinggravity 2010-08-01 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	Mom gave me the talk when I was sixteen. I had made the mistake of asking Power Girl about the birds and the bees when I had been visiting Grandma at Brownstone the weekendbefore. (Reply to this)

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