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What Is Your Battle Cry?
Zang! Who is that, stalking across the fields! It is Anya, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a vengeful bellow, her voice cometh:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!"
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Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking across the plains! It is Lyta, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a mighty howl, her voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to fuck you so hard, you will not be able to see straight!!!"
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Running on the fields, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Dex! And he gives a gutteral grunt:
"I'm going to pulverize you all the way to Wackersdorf!!!"
Skulking across the tarmac, attacking with a vorpal blade, cometh Luna! And she gives a gutteral scream:
"I'm going to torment you until you pee fire!"
Rampaging through the freeway, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Sindella! And she gives a cruel scream:
"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!!!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling over the wasteland! It is Will, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He roars homicidally:
"I'm going to torment you until the laws of physics are violated!!"
Running out of the icy wasteland, attacking with a bladed baseball bat, cometh Svalin! And she gives a cruel cry:
"I'm going to hump you into a fine spicy powder, then steal your lederhosen!!"
Who is that, rampaging across the hotel lobby! It is Donna, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a booming howl, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to hump you like it's a new extreme sport!"
Stalking on the tarmac, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Charlie! And he gives a spectacular howl:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I lay waste to all I see until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"
Hark! Who is that, striding out of the wasteland! It is Irina, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She cries apocalyptically:
"I'm going to pulverize you beyond your expiration date, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"
Stalking across the tundra, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Brian! And he gives a cruel howl:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!"
Skulking out of the freeway, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Iris! And she gives a booming bellow:
"I'm going to pulverize you so utterly, your pets won't recognize you!!!"
Stalking out of the wasteland, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Cait! And she gives a gutteral howl:
"This one's for you, mom! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!!"
Rampaging across the hotel lobby, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Danielle! And she gives a vengeful scream:
"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!"
Stalking amidst the terrain, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Lily! And she gives a gutteral grunt:
"I'm going to fuck you until you acquire caulrophobia, and trade you for a candy bar!"
Who is that, sprinting amidst the freeway! It is Morgaine, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She roars ominously:
"I'm going to torment you until you turn inside-out!!"
Hark! Who is that, stalking over the terrain! It is Becky, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She bellows mightily:
"I'm going to smash you into a fine spicy powder!!!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging along the hotel lobby! It is Izzy, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She bellows ominously:
"I'm going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!!"
Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the mountains! It is Jen, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with an ominous howl, her voice cometh:
"This one's for you, mom! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!"
Sprinting through the mini-mall parking lot, carrying a burning branch, cometh Zoey! And she gives a bloodthirsty scream:
"I'm going to bruise you with such reckless abandon, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!"
Rampaging along the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, cometh Alice! And she gives a gutteral howl:
"I'm going to pulverize you with such wanton cruelty, you will wake up from the Matrix!!!"
Who is that, rampaging on the hotel lobby! It is Tamara, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She grunts mightily:
"I'm going to punch you until you spontaneously degenerate, and roll you in creamy neugut!"
Running out of the wasteland, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Rose! And she gives a gutteral howl:
"I'm going to clobber you until you turn inside-out!!!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting over the wasteland! It is Valeria, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She screams ominously:
"I'm going to pulverize you like it's a new extreme sport!!!"
Rampaging through the candy store, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh Lian! And she gives a mighty grunt:
"I'm going to clobber you for such a long time, your screams will reanimate the dead!"
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