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What Is Your Battle Cry?
Zang! Who is that, stalking across the fields! It is Anya, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a vengeful bellow, her voice cometh:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!"
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Lo! Who is that, striding over the hotel lobby! It is Larfleeze, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He screams gutterally:
"I'm going to torment you into the fast lane, and throw you out the window!"
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Lo! Who is that, rampaging across the tarmac! It is Carol, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a vengeful bellow, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to smack you with such wanton cruelty, you will wake up from the Matrix!!!"
Stalking amidst the mountains, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh PJ! And she gives an ominous howl:
"I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!!!"
Running out of the icy wasteland, swinging a piece of chainlink fence, cometh AJ! And he gives a spectacular howl:
"For the love of beatings, I slice through beating hearts like a mad dog who can only get madder!!!"
Hark! Who is that, skulking along the tarmac! It is Jonathan, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a low roar, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to bruise you into a fine spicy powder!"
Zang! Who is that, running amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Bobby, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a vengeful grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to flog you so thoroughly, you will see ultraviolet!!"
Lo! Who is that, striding out of the hotel lobby! It is Del, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She screams mightily:
"I'm going to strike a match on your crotch, and set you ablaze!!!"
Skulking on the icy wasteland, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Jessica! And she gives a spectacular scream:
"I'm going to smash you like it's a new extreme sport!!!"
Lo! Who is that, stalking along the tundra! It is Bob, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He roars vengefully:
"I'm going to pummel you so heinously, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!"
Prowling amidst the desert, attacking with a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Akantha! And she gives a mighty cry:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I plunder with God on my side!"
Striding on the tundra, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Azura! And she gives a bloodthirsty cry:
"In the name of malice, I slice through beating hearts until everything has croaked!!"
Hark! Who is that, prowling amidst the icy wasteland! It is Abel, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a booming howl, his voice cometh:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!"
Skulking across the tarmac, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Halbjorn! And he gives an ominous grunt:
"I'm going to bludgeon you into the danger zone!!"
Who is that, rampaging amidst the tundra! It is Natasha, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a cruel grunt, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to smack you for such a long time, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling along the icy wasteland! It is Sydney, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a mighty howl, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!!"
Striding through the plains, brandishing a vorpal blade, cometh James! And he gives a mighty grunt:
"I'm going to bludgeon you like a rabid gangsta bitch!!"
Zang! Who is that, striding across the wasteland! It is Kelly, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She howls thunderously:
"I'm going to smack you in such an unsafe manner, you will drink poison and piss honey!"
Lo! Who is that, stalking out of the candy store! It is Pippi Peppers, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a vengeful cry, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to punch you beyond mortal comprehension!"
Sprinting amidst the fields, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Maria! And she gives a spectacular howl:
"I'm going to fuck you until you're translucent!"
Stalking across the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Tyler! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:
"I'm going to fuck you in such an unsafe manner, you'll age fifty years!!"
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Stalking through the tundra, brandishing two hardened pitas, cometh Helena! And she gives a low grunt:
"I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!!"
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Striding along the cliffs, swinging a burning branch, cometh DJ! And he gives a gutteral howl:
"In the name of malice, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!"
Who is that, prowling through the mountains! It is Nicholas, hands clutching a mighty sword! He cries homicidally:
"I'm going to smash you until you have puppies!!!"
Zang! Who is that, skulking over the candy store! It is Kazuhiro Hajime, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a mighty scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to flog you until your mom feels it in her womb!!!"
Prowling over the fields, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Caitlyn! And she gives a cruel bellow:
"I'm going to bludgeon you until your mortal mind doth snap!"
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